Life gave you lemons — you gave it attitude. The "Bitter Float" Hoodie is a sun-soaked snarl in soft pink, featuring a back graphic of a skeleton floating on an inflatable donut, lemonade in hand, captioned with cold honesty: "Life gave me lemons and made me bitter."

Finished with a black embroidered Dead Threads logo on the front, it’s comfort laced with sarcasm — perfect for the emotionally sunburnt and the cynically chill.

🍋 Soft fleece for when the world wears you out
💀 Statement back graphic with deadpan charm
🧃 Embroidered front logo for a clean gothic punch
🌴 Made for poolside nihilists and pink-clad punks

Stay soft. Stay sour. Dead Threads.